its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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