I love black thongs
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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