i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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