Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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