How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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