Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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