it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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