Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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