Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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