Whod you bang
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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