I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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