# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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