You work out of a Hotel?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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