I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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