They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
