Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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