Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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