who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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