so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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