I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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