sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In America we eat man semen.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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