I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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