i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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