i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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