i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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