I think I died a long time ago.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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