i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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