I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
His nipple licking is glorious
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