i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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