At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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