have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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