she was so not down for the gang bang
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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