i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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