I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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