thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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