There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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