Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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