He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
