have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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