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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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