So drunk its hurt
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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