I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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