Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
