i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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