The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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