I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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