I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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