after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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