so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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