i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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