And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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