I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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