Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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